SMS jokess

1)Never kiss a police woman. she 'll say stop and handsup. Never kiss a nurse she 'll say next plz. Always kiss a teacher. She 'll repeat it 10 times.
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when things go wrong & when sadness fill ur heart & when tears flow frm ur eyes, juz let me noe, coz i wana b there 4 u. i m selling TISSUE. BUY 1 GET 1 FREE

3)After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you.She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.
4)Teacher : Because of Quaid E Azam Hard work, whaT do we geT on 14Th AugusT...?
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STudenT : A HoLiday.. ;->
5)GALILO:Great mind
EINSTEIN:Genious mind
NEWTON:Extraordinary mind
BILL GATES:Brillant mind
Me:Master mind
U:Oh!Neve mind

6)Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U
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She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air
8)LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
9)Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
10)Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college