Funny SMS

SMS's

1)
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT.

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!

2)Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White
Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the ,
Woh kya soch rahe honge ?
THINK ???? “SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ??”
3)
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
4)When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
5)girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
6)A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&*Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
Sorry 2 Distrb u
7)Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
8) A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows